Habgoodism

Think of a religion. Think of how much it sucks. Lets choose a random one, i don' know Judaism. Nah, I don't want Brett to get mad at me. Lets choose Catholicism. Doesn't it suck? You have no power. You have to listen to the pope. He has a cool hat, but that doesn't make it cool to follow him. You shouldn't have to follow any "leader." Thats why you should join my cult, nay, truth that i lead. Its called Habgoodism, and it is sick. First, you get the mark of the Jeff. Then you go to our meetings, held at Dan Maggio's house. He is the main priest, and pretty cool. (This reminds me, don't follow Maggioism. It is EVIL.) Well anyways, Mass-suicide Monday is coming up, and i really think you should come kill yourself with me. Well I'm not killing myself, but you get the idea.