Nebeyou, nebeme

This guy is cool. Hes chill, he likes purple drink, he can probably go a fro. Much cooler than Austin. Why Austin? Well for some reason i want to compare and contrast Nebeyou and Austin. Lets start

Nebeyou is cool and nice, and likes purple drink and can grow a fro.

Austin is uncool and mean, and likes purple drink and can grow a fro.

Luv ya bye

Forensics

Ti is a fun class. Ti kills bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything

Blake

Likes.
Dick.

Habgoodism

Think of a religion. Think of how much it sucks. Lets choose a random one, i don' know Judaism. Nah, I don't want Brett to get mad at me. Lets choose Catholicism. Doesn't it suck? You have no power. You have to listen to the pope. He has a cool hat, but that doesn't make it cool to follow him. You shouldn't have to follow any "leader." Thats why you should join my cult, nay, truth that i lead. Its called Habgoodism, and it is sick. First, you get the mark of the Jeff. Then you go to our meetings, held at Dan Maggio's house. He is the main priest, and pretty cool. (This reminds me, don't follow Maggioism. It is EVIL.) Well anyways, Mass-suicide Monday is coming up, and i really think you should come kill yourself with me. Well I'm not killing myself, but you get the idea.

Chex

Ever wanted to have sex in class but don't want to take off your clothes? Running out of things to talk about on IMs? Well do i have the remedy for you! Chexing (Ch is latin from the word chat, ex is greek from the word sex, ing a suffix meaning the act of) is the greatest thing ever. It is the only way to have sex in class, unless your a pornstar. My favorite partner is NJ. Here's an excerpt

NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: hj then bj then vj then anal?
NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: Vagina

This was very dramatized, and paraphrased. But there is some important vocab that needs to be known

hj: handjob
bj: blowjob
vj: Vagina job (licking)
Dt: deep throat
gr: gag reflex
Fs: Face sitting
Anal: the act of sticking a penis up the butthole
TJ: titjob (Or tf for titfuck)
Strawberry shorthcake, Angry pirate, pearl necklace, all too dirty to print, so just ask me.

Luv ya bye

NJ

Kevin Johnson was KJ. Therfore, Nicole Johnson is NJ. She likes the show strawberry shortcake, her favorite spider-man villian is the shocker, and has a thing for angry pirates. she likes to drum and give people false hope on audition dates. Luv ya bye

R-K9 pt 3

R-K9 likes da ladies. Middle school he was all over rachel anderson and Diana Guteierrez[sic]. And at Pv, there was a new girl. I won't give out names, so we'll call her Wendy (Get it?). Well anyway me and Wendy's best friends Caitlyn O'Neal, are trying to play matchmaker, but he doesn't believe it should happen. What a shame. Breezy is a beautiful person. Luv ya bye