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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Chex

Ever wanted to have sex in class but don't want to take off your clothes? Running out of things to talk about on IMs? Well do i have the remedy for you! Chexing (Ch is latin from the word chat, ex is greek from the word sex, ing a suffix meaning the act of) is the greatest thing ever. It is the only way to have sex in class, unless your a pornstar. My favorite partner is NJ. Here's an excerpt

NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: hj then bj then vj then anal?
NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: Vagina

This was very dramatized, and paraphrased. But there is some important vocab that needs to be known

hj: handjob
bj: blowjob
vj: Vagina job (licking)
Dt: deep throat
gr: gag reflex
Fs: Face sitting
Anal: the act of sticking a penis up the butthole
TJ: titjob (Or tf for titfuck)
Strawberry shorthcake, Angry pirate, pearl necklace, all too dirty to print, so just ask me.

Luv ya bye

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