Blake

Likes.
Dick.

Habgoodism

Think of a religion. Think of how much it sucks. Lets choose a random one, i don' know Judaism. Nah, I don't want Brett to get mad at me. Lets choose Catholicism. Doesn't it suck? You have no power. You have to listen to the pope. He has a cool hat, but that doesn't make it cool to follow him. You shouldn't have to follow any "leader." Thats why you should join my cult, nay, truth that i lead. Its called Habgoodism, and it is sick. First, you get the mark of the Jeff. Then you go to our meetings, held at Dan Maggio's house. He is the main priest, and pretty cool. (This reminds me, don't follow Maggioism. It is EVIL.) Well anyways, Mass-suicide Monday is coming up, and i really think you should come kill yourself with me. Well I'm not killing myself, but you get the idea.

Chex

Ever wanted to have sex in class but don't want to take off your clothes? Running out of things to talk about on IMs? Well do i have the remedy for you! Chexing (Ch is latin from the word chat, ex is greek from the word sex, ing a suffix meaning the act of) is the greatest thing ever. It is the only way to have sex in class, unless your a pornstar. My favorite partner is NJ. Here's an excerpt

NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: hj then bj then vj then anal?
NJ: Ohhhhhh baby
Me: Vagina

This was very dramatized, and paraphrased. But there is some important vocab that needs to be known

hj: handjob
bj: blowjob
vj: Vagina job (licking)
Dt: deep throat
gr: gag reflex
Fs: Face sitting
Anal: the act of sticking a penis up the butthole
TJ: titjob (Or tf for titfuck)
Strawberry shorthcake, Angry pirate, pearl necklace, all too dirty to print, so just ask me.

Luv ya bye

NJ

Kevin Johnson was KJ. Therfore, Nicole Johnson is NJ. She likes the show strawberry shortcake, her favorite spider-man villian is the shocker, and has a thing for angry pirates. she likes to drum and give people false hope on audition dates. Luv ya bye

R-K9 pt 3

R-K9 likes da ladies. Middle school he was all over rachel anderson and Diana Guteierrez[sic]. And at Pv, there was a new girl. I won't give out names, so we'll call her Wendy (Get it?). Well anyway me and Wendy's best friends Caitlyn O'Neal, are trying to play matchmaker, but he doesn't believe it should happen. What a shame. Breezy is a beautiful person. Luv ya bye

Brett and Noah's Relationship

Are they gay? i don't think so. Noah doesn't like it when i hug him (I'll demonstrate that for you if you ask), and Brett likes it too much. But sometimes, it freaks me out. They always sit next to each other, and they fight like a couple. And the whole jewish thing helps too. Whatever, we all know stephanie is going to break it up. Luv ya bye

Hate

I hate you

Gerard

If you've ever seen Gerard, you know he looks pretty dumb. Thats why his name is a synonym of dumb. So the next time you see him, make sure you let him know what you think is "Gerard" in the world. Luv ya bye

Effff that

Ill still listen to you, but i had to say another thing. ANA TOTALLY ADMITTED TO WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. A bottle of JD later and she will be an eight. Im sure naked she's a nine. I hope

I'm sorry

I'm very sorry, readers. These last 4 posts have sucked. I try to hard to be funny, and wasn't very controversial. That being said, i am putting up a poll so i can know what to write about next

COLIN

NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU. NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Halezka

Will you marry me? please????????????? where did our love go? we used to be soo close. it was pretty amazing. We had cute pet names for each other, and now we barely say hi. If you see Halezka, i want you to say Jeff Love's you and nothing more. Luv ya bye

Pv vs North Canyon

Today as i walked around PV at lunch alone looking for people to hang out with, i realized, i was back at square one. This was the reason i left NC. The funny thing is, is people always try to tell me that one is better than the other. Well, in response to that, here is my unbiased opinion. THEY BOTH SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
What people fail to realize is that they are both school, and school sucks. the teachers suck. The classes suck. Grades don't measure intelligence, and teenagers suck. At least half of them do. So i have an idea. I believe that the best school would be one that i choose the students. I wouldn't deal with ugly people, like Nicole Johnson, who tricks me into believing that i have a guitar audition tomorrow, and yet i don't. And i can see beautiful people like Caleb Kennedy, who will just end up being a pornstar. Luv ya bye.

Daniel

Why is he so effing quiet? I mean really? i know he can speak. I sit right next to him. I think im going to try to hook him up with a sweet girl. He can rap real well and likes UFC. Interested? comment with a pic and a description of yourself. Luv ya bye

Ana

Ana cabana banana likes to lie. In fact she loves to. For example, right now, she's talking to me acting like she would like to sex me up. And she's a 6, which is an 8 when you're drunk. Overall though, i think sujey is the one for me. Luv ya bye

Austin

He's black, and he sits in front of me. Now i cant talk about watermelons. its horrible. I am no longer the best basketball player or rapper in my row. i wish i lived in the ghetto. This is so racist. If you read this austin, i am sorry. Luv ya bye

R-Dog pt II

I messed up in saying ricky was r-dog, because i found a better nickname. r-canine or r-K9. you see its like a dog, but its also like the freaking pokemon. luvya bye

Friends

They suck. That show sucked. Everyone sucks. I thought this dude was my friend but he screamed at me. It was actually pretty funny. I wish i had it on audiofile. Thanks Joe.

BRETT JEWBERMAN

I don't get it. Brett is jewish, and he isn't funny. Adam sandler is funny. This means all jews should be funny. It destroys all the knowledge that i have ever gained in my 16 years of life. Luv ya bye

NOAH WAY

I wish i had a cool name like him. i mean it sounds like no way, a common everyday expression. people do say that habgood day does sound like have a good day, but i dont belive it. for example you. Luv ya bye